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When you're on your back, you roll back wards and
push your knees in ur cheast and use ur hands to push forward to land on your feet. But all of it is in the air!
Do a blanket flip!!!
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Balls so ugly that it only seems fitting to cover them up in wool sheeting.
Don't go out with Mike Cindy he's got major blanket balls.
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When a group of persons of color want to go out for a night on the town, they call their token white friend to come along as a security blanket to limit harrassment by the cops.
Man, what a night. Sure glad we brought Blaine as a security blanket. If he wasn't with us, we would have been pulled out of the car and searched, or worse.
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Blanket Princess is a fucking idiot who’s obsessed with bugs and is 10, she also is fruity as hell she’s a whole ass fruit basket. she screams a lot and is hyperactive, probably has adhd but shh don’t tell her parents because she’s an anxious chaos child with a gecko named prince beetle (admiral mcgullycutty)
*being defined*
“hey wait is that that fucker Blanket Princess”
“AAAAAAA”
“god fucking damnit it is her and she’s screaming”
“IS THHAT A FUCKING SHEEP”
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A blanket with holes in it (such as an afghan) that defeats the whole purpose of a blanket.
I was cold so I opened the closet looking for a blanket only to find it was full of trick blankets.
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An indescribable experience that will put you at the top of the leaderboard with all those GNAR points.
Man, that horse blanket was so rad last night. I can't even describe it. All I know is I won the game of Gnar.
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A special blanket that is only for being naked under. Generally used by couples in the privacy of their own home, but can also be used discretely in pubic settings.
"I'm gonna invite my girlfriend under the Naked Blanket tonight!"
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