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The inability of someone to hear their own snoring.
I could barely sleep last night because Ken has snore blindness and he kept me up all night!
When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.
To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.
tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears
Person 1:Bro I cried so much I can’t see no more
Person 2:What?
Person 1:I went tear-blind
When a person is in their mid forties and refuses to accept they are blind. Particularly, they think they only need reading glasses whilst in reality, they are blind as fuck and should wear tartan or leopard glasses at all times.
Look at the nick of him trying to read that recipe. He’s as blind as Bickers.
A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.
If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.
Temporarily unable to find an app in a large grid of apps on a phone or tablet.
Oh goodness, I'm app blind, I can't find that app and I know it's here somewhere.
When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.
Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.