Pretzel Boy

Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.

Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.

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Soldier Boy

A Living, Breathing True, American Hero.
A man who saved us from a nuclear meltdown in 1984.

Soldier Boy was Americas America's first superhero, slaughtering German soldiers by the dozen out on the battlefield.

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Kia Boy

A group in Milwaukee Wisconsin that steal Kias and joyride in them.

There are those gosh darn Kia boys back at it stealing my Kia Soul

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Broccoli Boi

Broccoli Boi AKA Izuku Midorya is our cute broccoli so if Bakugo hurts him we shall defend our little Broccoli

*Bakugo hurts BROCCOLI BOI*
Me and you:WE SHALL DEFEND OUR LITTLE BROCCOLI BOI NO MATTER WHAT!

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Spacey Bois

The people from space the government is hiding in Area 51

1: Lets go see this spacey bois
2: we can’t cuz they in Area 51
1: that can’t stop me

2: uh oh

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Closet Boy

A silly fuck boy that will do anything to bust a nut. Even if it means deep throating 10 inches of gigantic penis.

Hey Robert, if I suck your dick, will you suck mine? Ok Dan, but I thought you had a girlfriend? I do Robert, but I'm a silly queer Closet boy, that secretly likes big fat weiners.

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City Boy

A real ass nigga who don’t give a fuck about a bitch . A boy or man who cares not about feelings but chases the paper . I

City Boys 1 : Hot Girls 0

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