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S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)
OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS
When you get a shirt that has the same cactus repeated all over the shirt. If the shirt has multiple species of cactus then the appropriate term would be cacti.
The correct and formal plural of cactus. While people often believe that the proper plural is ‘cacti’ they are actually wrong. The grammatically correct word is ‘cactuses’.
Person 1: “I saw many cactuses”
Person 2: “Yeah me too.”
A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.
Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.
Jim: You mean cacti? hehe
Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect
Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe
Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.
Jim: GAH! Foiled again.
I hate living in the desert! Damn cactus rats keep eating my cats!
A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).
Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!
The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.
Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.
Donna: Ur mom a cactus.
Karen: That hurts.
Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.
Karen: I'm gay.
Donna: Yes.