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Canoe Pie

The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.

Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.

by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021


clam canoe

Another term for the vagina

My clam canoe is hurting.

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023


Canoe Treatment

When you rise in rank due to having a vagina.

Damn Paris is a Lieutenant already? She got that Canoe Treatment didn't she.

by Sergeant BTW September 3, 2020


Tuna Canoe

The nickname of the Raider's Reef or Pirate's Den strip club in Tucson, Arizona. Aptly named because the building is in the shape of a boat.

Dylan and I wanted to go to Band Aid's in Phoenix, but we only had enough gas money to get to the Tuna Canoe in Tucson.

by Michael Cohen61 April 17, 2021


chippawa canoe

when a man giving oral sex to a woman while she is taking a dump and your chin is riding her turds that are floating in the toilet.

she gave me a blumpkin! but, she told me i was going to have ride the chippawa canoe later.

by thedb63 November 3, 2020


indian canoe

A game played where two participants home their forearms together and a lit cigarette is dropped in between their arms. Whoever moves their arm first loses.

Man I burned my arm at the bar last night playing Indian canoe.

by Sackof potatoes September 16, 2017


pink canoe

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.

I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!

by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023