Catch A Taste

When someone catches a taste of "Lemony Snickets"

Phone Conversation...

Vince - Hello?
You - Hi, could I speak to LEMONY SNICKETS please...
Vince - What?
You - LEMONY SNICKETS
Vince - Who is this?
You - LEMONY SNICKETS
Vince - I'll FUCKING KILL YOU!
You - Congradulations, you just caught a taste from LEMONY SNICKETS...

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deadliest catch

AIDS

the deadliest catch is aids

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catch and release

Flirting during a conversation or even a date in a very forward manner, creating the impression of a strong sexual interest, with no intention of actually following through.

I don't like the term cock teasing. I prefer to think of it as 'catch and release'.

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catch phrases

Stupid ass phrases that people think are cool, say far too often, and become stupid fucks that you want to knock out.

-Hey, did you see that show on tv?
-How can I not have?! Everybody keeps quoting the god damn thing.

See also I'm Rick James, Bitch, Thats Hot, or Bling Bling

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Catch Bodies

To fight in which strikes to the body are the only ones allowed to aviod serious injury. Usually played with your homies.

Ay, Let's catch bodies den.

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Catch hand

The hand you don't use while masturbating. 'Catch hand' applies when in the slightly unfortunate situation where you masturbate past the point of no return, but suddenly realise that you don't have a tissue. Or a sock. Or a girlfriend!

Mike: Oh my god what happened your hand?
Joe: Never mind, its only my catch hand!
Mike: That is disgusting Joe

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Catch a body

When someone is falling and you catch their body.

Person 1: "Ah! I fell"
Person 2: "I got you"
Person 1: "Catch a body"

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