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The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.
"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"
"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."
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Having so much money that anything under $100000 is easy to get and throw away and considered tissue change.
Oh you just got the new lambo? Hah! That’s tissue change.
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short for character change. frequently used in shugo chara. its the combined power of a shugo chara (guardian character) and its owner. in most cases there is a special change in apearance and sometimes a weapon. some elements of the chara change are similar to chara nari (ikuto tsukiyomi's cat ears. hinamori amu's heart/spade/clover theme. yaya's bib). it also changes the person's personality (there character).
chara change : ikuto tsukiyomi gets cat ears and a tail plus cat-like abilities (teasing attitude). hinamori amu with miki gets artistic abilities and spade shaped barrettes (level headed attitude).
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Chang Belly or "Elephant Belly". When you drink too much beer and get fat like an elephant in Thailand.
Evan, you are getting a chang belly from all of the beer that you are consuming.
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In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.
Nobody was very lucky, so everyone called for a deck change.
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First, one takes a pair of scissors and places one end in the hole of a females vagina and the other end in her rectum, then pushes the scissors closed, cutting the Taint therefore connecting the vaginal passage with the anal passage. Second, one begins to have vaginal intercourse with the female periodically shifting his penis through the newly created, "gear Manifold" if you will, from vagina to rectum.
"Roger Took his scissors cut that hoe's Vag and started changing gears on the bitch."
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Variation of the term "short change". Refers to smaller denominations of coins (dimes, nickels, pennies) given as change from a store clerk/gas station attendant/vendor in leiu of larger coins (quarters, dimes). Resulting in more loose change in your pocket or purse and the inability to use said change in coin operated machines (parking meters, gum ball machines, laundromats etc.)
MAN 1: "Dude, you got 2 quarters for five dimes? Habib shit changed me on the soda I bought and I got to feed the meter."
MAN 2: "What the fuck am I gonna do with five dimes?!!! Why didn't you tell the camel jockey you needed quarters?"
MAN 1: "I did, but all I heard was 'derka derka derka, mohammed jihad, Please come again.'"
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