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TO hit someone, verbally smack someone, cause serious damage
"That bitch was hit like whop-a-chang"
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To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...
Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...
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You know when you’re giving head to two people and you have the switch the dick you’re sucking? You announce head-change and it’s all alright.
guy 1: YEA SUCK IT
guy 2: I NEED HER
girl: head-change
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Chang Belly or "Elephant Belly". When you drink too much beer and get fat like an elephant in Thailand.
Evan, you are getting a chang belly from all of the beer that you are consuming.
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In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.
Nobody was very lucky, so everyone called for a deck change.
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First, one takes a pair of scissors and places one end in the hole of a females vagina and the other end in her rectum, then pushes the scissors closed, cutting the Taint therefore connecting the vaginal passage with the anal passage. Second, one begins to have vaginal intercourse with the female periodically shifting his penis through the newly created, "gear Manifold" if you will, from vagina to rectum.
"Roger Took his scissors cut that hoe's Vag and started changing gears on the bitch."
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Variation of the term "short change". Refers to smaller denominations of coins (dimes, nickels, pennies) given as change from a store clerk/gas station attendant/vendor in leiu of larger coins (quarters, dimes). Resulting in more loose change in your pocket or purse and the inability to use said change in coin operated machines (parking meters, gum ball machines, laundromats etc.)
MAN 1: "Dude, you got 2 quarters for five dimes? Habib shit changed me on the soda I bought and I got to feed the meter."
MAN 2: "What the fuck am I gonna do with five dimes?!!! Why didn't you tell the camel jockey you needed quarters?"
MAN 1: "I did, but all I heard was 'derka derka derka, mohammed jihad, Please come again.'"
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