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jesus goddamn fucking christ

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.

wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"

by Moises Buentello December 1, 2010

43๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

by Gaz Edmunds September 6, 2006

70๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.

Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

by thinknic September 17, 2008

48๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ron Chriss/Ron Christ

There is debate whether Ron is the actual son of Jesus Christ, the savior of the roman catholic religion, hence the variations in his name.

Ron exhibits, but is not limited to, the following habits:
Excessive blinking
Excessive Eating
Unintelligent remarks/responses
An urge to act without thought
Making poor life decisions
Remarkably poor/life-threatening driving
Predisposition to insobriety




There are no examples that illustrate the definition of Ron Chriss/Ron Christ respectably.

by Bob Huber Ph.D April 24, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Jesus fucking Christ on the cross, I forgot to take the trash out last night!

by lemonlime69 November 7, 2014

24๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 4, 2005

96๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Tapdancing Christ

A phrase in which i have created to give u the mental image of Jesus Christ Tapdancing!! Funny, No?
And or to use in a state of absolute happyness sadness anger disgust confusion and many other emotions!

Jesus Tapdancing Christ u have some Big eyeballs!

by Jazy (Jabber Jaws) December 28, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž