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Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018


courtesy chub

The slight erection one shows in appreciation of someone else.

Particularly in a non-sexual nude environment.

As opposed to a raging boner.

She noticed his courtesy chub after he checked her out from across the room.

by Psudonymsareterrible August 11, 2021


courtesy chub

The slight erection one gets to show appreciation of someone. Particularly in a nude non-sexual environment.

More than flaccid, less than a half-chub. As opposed to an inappropriate raging boner.

She noticed him checking her out across the room and appreciated his respectful courtesy chub.

by August 11, 2021


Chub Chong

A little fat Asian man with a chode.

Did you see Britney take the Chub Chong home yesterday?

by TommyTheManCruise July 13, 2016


Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023


chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.

That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.

by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008


Farren’s Chub

Something every dude wants in his ass

Boy 1: is that farren?!
Boy 2: I think that is!
Boy 1: damn what id do to get a taste of Farren’s Chub in my steamy boy cheeks

by Liggity October 17, 2020