Random
Source Code
Random
a hoe who thinks she is a secret hoe and that no one knows she is a hoe but when in reality everyone knows that bitch is a hoe
omg look a that closet hoe walking like she got a dick in her booty
9👍 8👎
1.) Somebody who hates homosexuals, but either is in denial or doesn't tell anyone.
2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
1.)
Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?
Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!
Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.
2.)
Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!
Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
13👍 13👎
1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).
2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."
Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."
8👍 6👎
A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial
My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.
12👍 11👎
A closet odor is when a horrid stench pertrutes from the anus after getting slammed with an uncleansed penis. Most Closet Odor is seen in gay men.
Victoria Joy did you just get it up the bum because you smell like closet odor?
9👍 9👎
a person who likes to get it on in a closet, or behind the scenes. But in public they are conservative, but always are thinking something perverted.
jeez, that nicole is one huge closet freak, but i'd tap that ass.
147👍 247👎
Denial Closeted is a metaphor used to describe a lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender (LGBT) person who has not disclosed his or her sexual orientation to themselves. A person who is closeted about being in the closet with their own self.
"Denial Closet" Santana has relations with both sexes, but is only out and open with her relations with that of the opposite sex. Santana is in denial with herself that she is in the closet believing that it is only sex when actually it means so much more to her.
5👍 4👎