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this is the white residue left on your clothes (usually inside your jeans) from 1-3 day old jackoff semen that you forgot to clean and now has become a chalk-like powder that kinda flakes off when you scratch it with your nail, wondering what it is...
Ernie, this cock chalk all over your clothes is out of control!!!! Please son, stop jacking off so much.
the thing in ram ranch 85 where all the niggas cum from
40 naked niggas coming aboard the cock ship
When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.
I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!
42π 2π
When you search up 'Grandfather clock' but accidentally forget the 'L' and boom you get here.
iy mate, i wazza gonna bye me Pap a grandfather clock but accidentally searched 'Grandfather cock'! help me pls bro
104π 8π
A promiscuous female that is 18-30yrs old having sex with alpha males. When they reach their 30s they are ready to settle down with a beta male.
Example, get on the Carousel and jump on one cock, then get off onto another cock. Then another cock, and another, and another cock etc. COCK CAROUSEL!!!!
Elizabeth has been riding the cock carousel well into her early 30s.
593π 65π
A night dedicated to you and your two best male friends, playing some xbox and watchin funny shit on youtube and all sleeping in one bed.
"Man you had the biggest cock night last night."
Guy 1: "Hey man i'm gonna hang out with my girl tonight"
Guy 2: "No its cock night"
Guy 1: "Totes"
Guy 2: "Don't say totes"
109π 9π
In the Cock world, pardon the pun, but this is the cock that rises to the top.
Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.