if push comes to shove

"If push comes to shove then we'll . . . . . "

Colloquial southern English meaning, " if it really comes to it" "if there's no other choice/option/possibility"

"If push comes to shove . . . . then we'll have to get a taxi "

coming up Milhouse

1. When things go in your favor, albeit in a nerdy way.

A reference to a Simpsons episode in which Milhouse first complains about wearing his "dorky highwater shorts" but feels better when the floodwater "soaks his ankles" but leaves his cuffs "bone dry," at which point he exclaims "Alright, everythings coming up Milhouse."

Example: I was picked as the "Best Edward from Twilight Look-alike" at the Springfield Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con. Looks like everything is coming up Milhouse.

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are you coming to the tree

a weird video series on tiktok that has become a meme, made by a creepy girl on by the username @come.to.the.tree who everyone is confused by. we are not sure if she is using a face filter or not. she claims that if you don’t come to the tree, you will be cursed.

Definition: Are you coming to tree? Come to the tree or you will be cursed. are you coming to the tree

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Come at me, Kanye.

A phrase you say when you know someone is weak af, but still starts shit; all the while, you sort of pity them, so you ask them to make the first move before knocking them out cold.

I see you have no legs, but you like to run your mouth, so come at me, Kanye.

ice wallow come

A Phrase mostly used to make Twitch streamers say “I swallow cum“!

Donations box: Ice_Wallow_Come donated $5!
Streamer: Thanks, I swallow cum for $5!
Twitch Chat: *Kappa*

Ice wallow come hehe

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mum come quick

A masturbation game where the player shouts "mum come quick!!" And has to get the job done before their innocent mum comes through the door of their room.

Sam: Rahh, I almost got caught wanking yesterday!

Ryan: omg how?!
Sam: I was playing 'mum come quick' !
* proceeds on to more lad bants*

coming up short

A verb meaning failure to meet expectations. When said the short part is often a higher tone then the rest of the phrase.

* some dweeb gets a question wrong after raising his hand

Me: coming up SHORT