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When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.
Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.
Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.
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September 22- The day where you must where your chuck taylors. Like seriously. Don’t be Basic
Lilah- Kyla! Your not wearing converse. Your a basic Bich
Kyla- uh ok why would I wear converse?
Lilah- It’s National Converse Day-September 22.
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When someone is in a deep conversation
I thought i got to the party early enough, but everyone was already waist deep in conversation when i got there.
PERSON 1: Hey Namjoon what shoes do you like on a girl
NAMJOON: Red Converse High
This person is a fucking idiot because A: this is retarded and B: ass to mouth is for when you're fucking a whore in the ass & slam your dick down her throat right after.
Methane isn't converted to carbon dioxide because CO2 is the byproduct of aerobic respiration, which involves OXYGYEN not METHANE you stupid ass fuck. ass to mouth conversion, ha.
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When your friend IM's you about something random and then never responds to your answer.
friend: hey you back in your dorm room?
you: yeah
no response to this leaves you wondering what the heck the person wanted and was the end of meaningful conversation.
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When two or more people are having a conversation and something is said that when taken out of context makes absolutely no sense, and a seperate person or group hears that particular phrase. This can result in a multitude of reactions from the group that overheard the conversation with the standard "What the hell are you talking about?!" being most common.
Guy 1 talking to his friends: Dude I had the wierdest dream last night, I was naked riding through the supermarket on a unicorn with Justin Bieber.
Guy 2 who overheard them: WTF are you talking about, all I heard was naked with Justin Bieber?!
Guy 1: sorry, it was the conversation transfer effect, I was talking about a dream.
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