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Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.
Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night
Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??
Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really
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A renaming of the sexual term 69. Used so others do not know that you are talking about anything remotely sexual.
Me an my girlfriend totally did the billy crystal experience.
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Something (often either an action or event) that taints the value/worth of everything previous.
Drawn from the movie "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and refers to the damage done by the movie to the rest of the movies.
May not completely destroy the legacy, but rather it taints the image of the past.
Dude, that girl you hooked up with last night just crystal skull fucked your social life.
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A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.
Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!
When a female ejaculates on your pubic hair and waits for it to solidify then begins to chew causing a siemen filled hair ball.
While I was kissing her she coughed up a crystal fur ball.
The smortest person to ever live. She is da one that shall become the president and abolish spllpleing one day! EVERYONE VOTE FOR HER
Person: "OMG IS THAT CRYSTAL FUTURE PREZ"
Person B: "NO WAY I NEED HER AUTOGRAPH!!!"
Another version of Sailor moon but even better it also contains 39 episodes its even shorter :/
me:MOON PRIDE ANATA NO CHIKARA NI NARITAI!!!!
Guy:..?
Friend: Oh she just singing the sailor moon crystal opening
Guy: Oh shes wierd tho -Walks away-
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