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Cocky, arrogant hockey team full of a bunch of sons of bitches who love themselves.
I fucking hate the Detroit Red Wings.
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The worst team in NHL history. The youngest person on the team is the coach. Often called on as a person's favorite team due to them doing well. Also known as a bandwagoner.
Anyone who likes this team should go kill themselves
Joe: Who do you want to win the Stanley Cup? I want Pittsburgh to win.
Tyler: I want the Detroit Red Wings to win. Marian Hossa is my hero.
Joe. I thought Boston was your favorite team?
Tyler: Just because I like Boston doesn't mean they're my favorite team. Detroit is the best team in the NHL.
(Prior to this Tyler said "Mark my words Boston will win the stanley cup)
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My heros!! i could never stay interested in a team that sucks so much
well just look at their record
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One of the oldest teams in the NHL, they are widely considered one of the best teams in the NHL today, and that is is mostly true. However, now, they are mostly just a bunch of old guys (Chelios, take a hint you old useless douche) and need to stop getting their asses kicked by Colorado.
Detroit Red Wings Fan: Detroit is Hockeytown!
Other person: No you idiot, that's just what they say in Detroit because it makes them feel like it's THEIR game, which it isn't. Winnipeg is hockey town. Seriously, give Winnipeg a team again. We deserve one.
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To execute a Detroit Dumpster fire takes a high level of skill. First, cover a woman of lesser morals in flammable massage oil. Once said skeezer is fully lathered, set that hoe on fire. Once she is on fire, jerk off your tiny penis and splooge all over her, putting out the fire. For extra points, upon finishing, throw the rest of your half eaten moons over my hammy from Denny's at her.
Man, last night was crazy!!!! We got Steven drunk and gave him the ol Detroit Dumpster fire!
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A swear word/phrase in the eyes and thoughts of many hockey fans and is banned in many homes across the world. This word/phrase is just as bad as the word Fuck.
What the Detroit Red Wings are you doing is the same as What the Fuck are you doing?
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The Detroit Double-Reacharound is when you wrap your arm around your victim and hold them in place, then slowly but snugly slide your entire fist inside their anus and hold them like that.
And just as she climbed onto the bus headed home, the man behind her slid his arm under hers and gave her the ol' Detroit Double-Reacharound. Becky's ride home just got a lot comfier.
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