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A prostitute with cataracts
That cotton-eyed hoe on Colfax gave me the best blowjob of my life!
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When, at a truck stop glory hole, the giving party gently and loving replaces his or her frontal genitalia with a puckered anus, much to the chagrin of the receiving party.
The naughty, precocious pervert peeked through the glory hole in overeager anticipation of his prize, and was justly rewarded with a brown-eyed Susan.
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A loyal member of the Communist Party.
Sasha is a one-eyed lobster, always spreading Communist propoganda to his coworkers.
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When he comes so far down your throat that you don’t even know (where did he come from, where did he go)
“His dick was so far down my throat when he came that he gave me a Cotton Eyed Joe“
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Male reproductive organ; penis.
She finally got to see his one-eyed-dragon last night but her expectations were crushed.
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person 1: Why does Kate have a black eye?
person 2: she must be a black eyed susan.
person 1: a what?
person 2: a loud mouth house wife.
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