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(1) Someone who wishes he or she was cool enough to do electrical engineering, but had to settle for something lower
(2) An individual who chooses to go through the hell of extremely hard classes, ergo an individual who hates themself
Tony is a chemical engineer because he enjoys suffering and pain.
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A person of culinary background, employed by frozen food companies to experiment and determine the appropriate cooking temperatures, times and microwave wattages to achieve optimal results without putting consumers health at risk.
Ever wonder why they set a certain temperature for the oven and the times, and why you must have a certain wattage microwave to cook certain meals? Well, I believe this culinary-engineer is the one who after many trials and tribulations comes to the conclusion of the precise combination of temp and time that these meals must be prepared.
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The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.
Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."
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Slang term for hooking up or having sex.
After we had drinks, the new girl in accounting and I went back to my place for a little "bio engineering"!
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That idiot listed 'Urban Engineer' on his resume trying to fool the interviewer.
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The act of convincing others to get what you want.
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The most over used swap in car history. People put Ls engines in car when they don’t know how to tune. Their iq is the same as how many cylinders are in the engine, 8. Think American muscle is the best. Beats off to Cletus McFarlin on you tube.
Billy: Oh wow what a clean rx7, what port setting are you running on your 13b?
Chet: Ls Engine bro.
Billy: You must like watching your wife get fucked from the closet. What a cuckold.
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