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To "like" your own comment or status in order to increase its chances of showing in your friend's news feed.
Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
Shah: Na man, that's Facebook Inflation right there
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The phenomenon that occurs when a man or a woman changes their relationship status to "single" on Facebook. This can manifest itself in a number of ways which can include "liking" the announcement of said person becoming single, or offering faux consolation in hopes of hooking up with said person on the rebound.
This is not to be confused with people who offer genuine consolation. This is an occurrence associated with people who don't talk to the newly single person much, but are casual acquaintances.
Some have made the contention that the heavier the Facebook pounce (the more people participating in the pounce), the more attractive the person is for purposes of hooking up. There is substantial evidence for this, but it still has yet to be proven.
"What up bro?! You're single! You gonna party now?" - Guy one
"Yeah! I had like 24 girls Facebook pounce me when I changed my status to single!" - Guy 2
"Holy shit! Not bad for a guy." - Guy 1
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The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.
Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.
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When two or more persons tags "fake" and ugly pictures of eachother, and the uglyness of the picture increases by time, making it more humiliating to the other person
These persons are often friends, and doesn't mean any harm to eachother, than having fun on eachothers behalf.
A is white
B is a asian
A tags B in ugly asian pictures
B responds to tag A in pictures of ugly ginger people.
A responds in tagging A in even uglier asian pictures.
and so on..
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A: Why did John tag that ugly picture that's not you?
B: yeah know, we're having a facebook tagwar. Check out the pictures i've tagged him in!
Someone who "likes" or comments on practically every facebook post you make.
"Why does that dude keep commenting on my status?" "He's a facebook leech."
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A divorced Father who wants no direct involvement with his child and whines about having to provide financial support, yet plasters his Facebook page with pictures of his son to give the impression of being a loving Father.
Dick is such a Facebook Father, he spends all his child support on gambling and alcohol and never speaks to his son, yet he gets a tattoo of the boy and posts pics on FB.
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The practice of going through your friend list on Facebook and realizing that you really do not talk to many of them or dislike many others and then begin to delete mass numbers of people that were once your "friends" on Facebook.
Ben- "Who the hell are these people? I don't even know this one and I hate that bitch. I think its time to delete them with a Facebook Genocide session"
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