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When you’re too high to cut onions correctly and put your face over a pot of boiling chicken.
Hey roomie, I’m cutting these onions wrong can you help me out with a chicken facial?
Where men of differing races ejaculate onto a white woman's face
Let's give this white slut our racial's facials
When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)
"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."
The act of a female using the male member of her partner to spread his semenal fluids about her face and lips after his ejaculation.
After I rode Emily like a pony for an hour I finished all over her face. She then let me enjoy watching her turn it into a lipstick facial.
When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
That shit was hot!!
Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.
When he jizzes on your face and throws you in the fire
Hey gurl why you burnt not turnt, "just a casual lava facial w bbc dude
When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.
The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.
"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"
Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game