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When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.
Gary took advantage of shift in the wind and gave Linda her first campfire facial.
When he unexpectedly cums on your face, so you snort the semen. The recieving end in turn coughs it back onto the man's face.
Can't believe she gave me a recycled facial last night!
type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.
ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.
John: rubs feet on candy face
candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*
This occurs when someone drops a piece of toilet paper on the floor and goes to pick it up. When the victim is reaching down, the toilet simultaneously flushes and explodes in the face of the dumb shitwad, causing a facial shitsplosion. This happens quite often, and can even end careers.
Tyrant: Dude I went to Dunkin’ yesterday and saw this dude come out of the bathroom brown af. Wasn’t sure if he was just Indian or if something tragic happened in there..
Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.
Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD
when you want to call somebody ugly but you don't want them to feel as bad.
me: Jody why are you so facially challenged
Jody: I dont know well at least its better than being called ugly