When one is so high of the zaza that he can only lay in bed while watching cocomelon, and eating cheetos
At this point, life might also be playing at 15 fps
You tryna shoot some hoops?
Nah man, I'm faded than a hoe
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Leaving the bar without informing any of the people you came with. Usually occurs after consuming large amounts of alcohol and you get the sudden overwhelming need to be home. Also can be used when you leave the bar with someone who was not in your original group without letting anyone know.
Hey guys...sorry I pulled a Cherokee Fade Away last night. I was loaded!
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To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.
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When you message someone on MySpace asking for a number/date and they conviniently sign off without even replying to your message.
John: "I don't know what happened! Everything was going fine until I asked her out. After that she signed off and hasn't returned my message since!"
Robby: Looks like she did the MySpace Fade Away on your ass!
Friends: Dammmmmmmmnnnnnn!
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Leaving a party (usually drunk) without telling anyone.
~Hey, where did Mike go?
-He must of done the Highlands fade out...
~What a douche.
When you're really high
Guy #1: "Dude are you high?"
Guy #2: "Yea, I'm faded like skinnys"
1. popular hairstyle in the early to mid 90s, where the bottom half of the head is shaved leaving a massive hair helmet up top with no fade in between.
2. a person that does a lot of talking with little finesse.
1. Ralph: Did you see Tom's mushroom cut?
Hector: Yeah I saw that George Washington lookin motherfucker, he's all blade no fade!
2. Horace: I was tryin to talk nice to that bitch and she tore me a new asshole!
Chad: Yeah man, she's all blade and no fade.