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That one girl who can handle anything; that everyone thinks is unattainable; the true girl that everyone wants; the forever homie.
Guy 1: Dude , check out that girl!
Guy 2: No chance! That's Katie Fever! She's out of your league.
Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.
*A group of friends talks over lunch.*
John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."
Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."
Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."
John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."
Max: "It is..."
*pause*
All three, in unison: "Booty fever."
When a person can only think about their new favorite thing , annoying themselves and everyone else.
Person 1: Hew wheres Jane?
Person 2: Oh, she stayed home, shes suffering from a bad fandom fever
Person 1: oh, so she stayed home to watch that new anime. Gotcha.
1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.
2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.
2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
A disease that can not be cured because you are to obsesses with the Dolan twins
I have DT Fever
a metal state of mind or a state of being mentally mindfucked in which one will never recover.
whats wrong with ken he looks like a junkie riding a needle ?
he's got the Swindle fever.
oh no - no .
When young virile men are sexually attracted to cougars - (older women).
Damn dawg, that 22 year old ginger boy is getting his dick wet hella deep in M.I.L.F. pussy; he must have Mountain Fever.