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noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:
Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?
You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!
Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!
Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram
Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat
A reconnaissance operation where a man tries to find more information, usually looks, on a female of interest. FIT is an acronym for Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter as those sites have the highest probability of containing relevant information.
Guy 1: This girl on Tinder is a babe. I'm going to swipe right.
Guy 2: You should commence Operation FIT, so you can find out if the photos on her profile reflect how she looks in real life.
a sudden occurrence of laughing very much
He broke into a fit of laughter. The joke sent the audience into fits of laughter.
When someone is wrong, has no answers and throws their toys out of the pram as a result
Andy said to Adam “if you cut a sandwich in 2 how many sandwiches do you have?” Adam says “One” when it’s actually two...
*Adam leaves group chat*
Andy says “Adams had a butch fit”
When somebody, usually a man is throwing a fit and acting like a lil spoiled bitch.
Person 1: "Did you see the Chris throwing a tantrum and whining!?"
Person 2: "Yeah, He was throwing a bitch fit"
When a noob who can't hold his liquor is incredibly shit faced.
shit faced
noob
Brian: "Dude, Steven's shit faced."
Steven: "I am so shit faced, I'm incredibly shit faced and you guys don't even know how fit shaced I really am."
Alex: "Dude, you just said 'fit shaced', I guess I'm fit shaced."
Steven: "No, only a noob can be fit shaced. Thats why I'm so fucking fit shaced."
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when someone wears your shirt and permanently stretches it with their boobs
"your girlfriend ruined that shirt when she tit fit it"
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