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Koochie Flu

Slang term for a contagious case of chicken pox that harbors in the vagina.

man: " hey man I need to ask a personal question, I have a bitchin rash on my magic stick and I have no idea what it is." reply "Does it look like peanut brittle, fish n chips or birthday cake?" man: " none of those, it looks like I got beat with a rake." reply " Oh yes that's the koochie flu."

by Electric Juston May 7, 2010

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Twine Flu

Twine Flu - A new disease, a variation of swine.

Symptoms may include dangleitis, twine fever, dirtyness, severe snangles, and just overall sweetness

Sorry, but our whole hockey team has the twine flu

by 2009bonerjams November 15, 2009

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Swine Flu

Term used to describe the phenomenon of cops arriving en masse, often to the consternation of non-cop people.

"Yeah, it was a bangin' party, but we caught the swine flu around 2:30. I was pissed.

by Lafayette, IN May 16, 2009

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elbow flu

What caused your hangover - you bent your elbow and it flew into your mouth. An excuse to not go into work.

"I can't come in today. I have the elbow flu."

by Amalia R May 16, 2007

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SWINE FLU

A sickness brought on by sleeping with a horribly unattractive person. Usually contracted during consumption of massive amounts of alcohol. The illness leaves the person feeling sick to stomach, dirty, depressed, and unwilling to leave the house.

guy1: Hey wanna ride with me over to the party tonight.
guy2: Nah man I'm staying in, last night I contracted a horrible case of swine flu.
guy1: Yeah I saw you leave with that walrus of a woman.
guy2: You ASS! Why didn't you stop me and give me a back handed flu vaccination before I went and got all sick.

by DCSIM April 27, 2009

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Flu Flammer

A man who is turnt out in prison and made to suck penis

Iโ€™m a flu flammer fresh up out the slammer

by Lil Tink Tink March 1, 2018

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White flu

Part of speech: Adjective

Pronunciation: wahyt floo
Origin: Brooklyn, New York

The white flu is a term used to describe men who have an excessive interest in white/ Caucasian women. They tend to be close minded towards other women, often without knowing.

In an analogy, yellow fever is when men have an interest in Asian women whereas the White flu is when men have an interest in white women.

Note: This term is typically used to describe non-white men.

Asian man: She's cute!
African man: Which one? The white girl?
Asian man: Yea.
African man: I like the way you think.. White Flu ftw!

by GoldenOpportunities March 14, 2011

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