football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B

Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.

silent football

A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by the Grand Master. Players must call him Grand Master. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by the Grand Master. Players may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player or any other way of pointing or motioning to another player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. If any type of motion is used three times in a row, a Penance Point is given. Players must raise their hand and be called on by the Grand Master. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.

silent football?

sure turn off the lights, find a lantern and gather round

Bottle Football

Places where dreams are made of. Best school football team in the land. Originated from playing football with a bottle all day all night. Bottle grind never stops at bottle football COYB

I would hate to play Bottle Football.

Football boner

This is when you are really excited about football season.

Tommy had a hige football boner all week, waiting for football to start on Friday night.

Football on the moon

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.

Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.

busted football

When the inner lips of a pussy are larger than the outer lips. See Meat Curtains.

Her pussy looked like a busted football.

slippery football

A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.

It took six hours last night, but mike and I finally pulled off the slippery football