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when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat
"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"
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5 year old: I want a chicken donut while playing super nintendo. MMMMMMM.
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Ham Donuts are an intersting species of donut. They at one point in their life consumed a pig or boar and became infused with the power(and flavor) of ham. These donuts used to be one of the strongest of the donut race, but now they are nearly extint and considered to be a myth.
Have you seen a ham donut?
Those are just a myth!
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doozle donuts are just pouring kool-aid powder on glazed krispy kremes
My old Jr. High boy's came down to Texas to help me CELEBRATE, wallawalla washington style! That means Colt 45's and twinkies and doozle donuts.
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The flaky residue left on your shirt/floor/desk/etc. after eating a glazed donut
The floor was littered with donut dandruff after my coworkers raided a box of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts.
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Sexual act involving blood and semen. Shortly before creaming a girl in the face, you land a hard right hook straight in the kisser, preferably breaking her nasal bone in the process. The ensuing geyser of blood makes an ideal accompaniment for your love custard. For best results, make sure to use your hand to mix both together until an even, jam donut-like consistency is attained.
She goes nuts for my jam donuts!
I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.
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when a guy creampies a girl's ass then stuffs a donut between her cheeks and eats the gooey center.
Girl: Now that we're done, you want to grab some dinner?
Guy: No thanks. I'm stuffed from that jelly donut.
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