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Arrogant flyboys who think they are better than every other branch of the military. What they don't realize is that their jobs can be done by the Navy and Army. Compensates for this by saying they have the ability to launch nuclear weapons. Often forget that the Navy has the most survivable leg of the nuclear triad. Never recognized by anyone in the real miltary, and wears the worst uniforms out of all the branches. Only has best looking girls in the DoD because they cannot get civilian girls to give them the time of day. Also passed on making Top Gun.
For the past two years Air Force has not been able to keep Navy from "stealing" the Commander in Chief's trophy. This might be a result of the DoD investigation into the reports of them lowering their standards to let in otherwise unqualified players.
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The act of doing the three main types of pooping in one sitting. The three main types of pooping are huge log, machine gun of spherical poopie balls, and liquidy diarrhea. Doing all three of these will result in a Tri-Force.
After I eat a lot of outback ribs I usually tri-force. If performed correctly it should look like when you put a snickers bar in chocolate milk full of hersheys kisses.
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The United States Air Force is the second least martial of all the military services next to the United States Coast Guard. Their role of maintaining air dominance over combat zones is made all the more easy due to our enemy's complete lack of aircraft. Most airmen will tell you that they are the smartest of all the uniformed service members. Do not be fooled by their ruse, as this statement is merely an attempt to distract you from their crippling shame at having chosen such a cowardly way to serve their country.
The Air Force refers to their indoctrination training as B.M.T. or Basic Military Training. This six week process takes place at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. During the course of their six week training Airmen spend exactly one week taking part in activities that could be classified as military. Known as Warrior Week, Airmen take part in a 2-3 day field exercise where they sleep 8 hours a night inside of air conditioned tents, carry blue rubber dummy rifles, and spend exactly one single day shooting with live rounds. Whereas the Army and the Marine Corps require their recruits to hit targets up to 500 meters away in order to graduate from Basic Training, the Air Force standard is met when a recruit merely fires a rifle once.
Air Force deployments rarely last more than 120 days. Most Air Force personnel spend their deployments inside the F.O.B. or Forward Operating Base, and as such have acquired the nickname "Fobbit". Although on extremely rare occasions Airmen are put into harm's way, the overwhelming majority of them deploy to places like Qatar where they can bask in the sun, go off base to the local shopping mall, and relax in a swimming pool before retiring for the evening.
I was going to join the Peace Corps, but I thought the Air Force would be safer.
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When sexual intercourse is interrupted and one must force sudden and often uncomfortable climax.
Her dad walked in so I had to pull a forced ejaculation.
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A rower who can generate large amounts of watts on an erg, yet simultaneously cannot move a boat without seven other rowers to do all technical necessities.
Alex? Yes heβs a perfect example of a force multiplier. Letβs capture that intensity from here.
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A clusterfuck. Or a gathering of stupid, ignorant people.
Look at that fuckwit in the MAGA hat. I bet heβs a colonel in the SPACE FORCE.
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President Trump wants Latinos and Mexicans to enlist in the Space Force so they can get the fuck out of his country, That includes Admiral Adama from Battle Star Galactica.
This enlisted Marine which is Latino needs to join the Space Force and get the Fuck Out of my Country!
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