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Kung Fu Action Jesus

A term for Aang, a character in Avatar: The Last Airbender who is an Eastern Messiah of sorts. Being the Avatar, he is the bridge between the Spirit World and the Human World and the only hope for the salvation of humankind. He is able to manipulate all the elements using bending, which consists of magic blended with Eastern martial art styles, most notably Kung Fu.

The term was coined by GanXingba, a Youtube Artist who has created a parody series of Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: The Abridged Series.

Kung Fu Action Jesus! He's fightin' the bad guys, and makin' em pay, with magic Kung Fu he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!

by spacekc929 June 27, 2011

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cock-block kung fu

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.

Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan

by MMA J February 8, 2010

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Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.

e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.

by Roland_07 August 20, 2007

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Asian Kung Fu Generation

A great Japanese Rock band that isnt Visual. Consists of 4 members; Gotoh Masafumi on Guitar & Vocals, Kita Kensuke on Guitar, Yamada Takahiro on Bass, and Ijichi Kiyoshi on Drums. They have all been influenced by such american bands as Weezer, Radiohead, The Beatles, Oasis, Smashing Pumpkins, Petshop Boys, and many others including other japanese bands. Their style and way of playing is very original in the japanese alternative rock genre that is usually dominated by visual bands.

"The Loop & Loop PV was great!"
"AKF is one of my favorite bands!"

by Andrew Mitchell April 6, 2005

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Kung-puter Fu-ddhism

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.

Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.

by cozzzmo February 12, 2010

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asian kung-fu generation

One of the best (in my opinion) J-Rock bands out there. Known as 'Ajikan' in Japan, becuase it's easier to say than Asian Kung-Fu Generation, and it kind of sounds like it.

Their music is greatly influeced by American bands like Weezer, and it really shines through in most their songs. Japanese Weezer... hahahaha....

Most Americans found this band through Naruto, or FMA with their songs 'Haruka Kanata (Far, Far Away)' and 'Rewrite', respectively.

Wapanese: Dude... Ajikan.
Normal Person: ...Yeah... you... do that...
Wapanese: AJIKAN!!
Normal Person: AGH! GET AWAY!

by theshinykitty April 16, 2005

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skull fu*king

the act of giving head to one person
l0l...lmao...lol...lol

nema : wow that skull fu*king i just got was whoah dude
fweddie: yeah u liked that didnt you

by nayha May 19, 2008

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