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The feeling you get in your gut/lower abdominal area just before uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea. Often accompanied by the sweats, a watery mouth and/or nausea and a feeling of panic. In severe cases you may also experience a shart or sharts with gurgle gut, prior to the explosive diarrhea.
Gurgle gut is often caused by poor diet or over consumption of alcohol.
"I was halfway to my door and all of the sudden I got gurgle gut. I couldn't get to my bathroom fast enough!"
"Jimmy sh*t his pants because he caught a case of gurgle gut from something he ate and couldn't get to a bathroom fast enough."
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A painful sensation in the "gut", happens most frequently to those addicted to coffee and cola.
After the third Venti (TM) Americano (TM), Todd doubled over and clutched his stomach. "Gut rot!" he hissed.
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Shockingly similar to "Jabba the Hut" from Star Wars, these obese creatures walk with a fat swagger down hallways. They have shirts that are probably two sizes too small and two inches too short, and their HUGE gut is hanging out all sides. They also smell like the inside of an anus...how they got this stinky? Simple, no showering for weeks. Also, Jabba the Guts are commonly known to grease up everything they touch. Especially keyboards.
Jabba the Gut gave Boba Fatt a gut job with his massive gut.
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look at all those big guts standing in front of the store
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The opposite condition of a Jared. The appearance a man/women/child gets when they partake of more than the recommended quantity of McDonald's happy meals or Big Macs. These person's ultimately grow into the outward appearance of Grimace, other than the purple color. The first warning sign in the transformation is the growth of a FUPA and quite possibly a moose knuckle. Unfortunatly many of these Grimace Gut owners do not know of their swollen condition and unintentionaly flaunt their goods in the site of the public eye. Somehow they are still able to wear thongs and 2-piece bikini's, much to the distress of onlookers.
Roseanne and Rosie have Grimace Guts, and Brittiny is on her way to growing one.
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When you have a female friend who is resistant to anal sex bouncing on you reverse cowgirl and you Jam your index and/or middle finger into her ass far enough to hook some of her guts up. The desired effect being that as she gets scared/disgusted and attempts to jump up, she will be unable.
"Yeah that bitch tried to get away, but I hit her with the old Gut Grappler technique I learned in Nam...."
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A term used to describe a females vagina or nether reigon. Also used to enhance the qualities of the menstrual cycle. Most commonly used in the norther states by "Yoopers".
"Fran came over last night, ay. Even though she had her period, I still tore into dat gutted muskrat, ya know."
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