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one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group
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one who is over the age of 30
i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome
An old wrinkly ugly toothlesss junkie whore who is annoying as fuck and keeps pestering you to do things and argues when a request has been made and has been banged out by a school bus load of men and you could stick your arm in her rank tuna vagina
Jen is such a nasty skag hag nag she is junked out on drugs and been fucked by 20 men and ugly and she things she can use her toothless gums to talk back to her boyfriend
Someone who thinks they have everything figured out. They have a vision of grandeur of themselves for unknown reasons. Someone who tells people that they don’t care but for some reason continue to intrude in to certain ppls life. Someone who tries to act as a leader but destroys all elements by their actions. Someone who doesn’t understand what they are dealing with.
The sad hag continued to hack an ex even though she “doesn’t care”. The sad hag takes kindness of families or future families as a weakness.
A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl
"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"
"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"
An upbeat song sung by a woman over the age of 40 in a Eurovision national final that typically does not do well.
"What's your favourite hag bop of all time?"
"Oh definitely Party Voice by Jessica Andersson from Melodifestivalen 2018. Such a banger"
a young lady whom looks old
Yer woman's alright but her mates an oul hag.
Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.
<sometime later>
Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.