When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.
Max: Oh man I have myself the best hairy heinrich
Aiden: Really?
Max: Yea my dick hole is huge now!
Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.
"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"
being cool, but in a crazy way
Man that dude is one hairy woog
he's getting kind of hairy woog on us
SARA> " HI IM SARA"
BOB> "HI SARA IM BOB NICE TO MEET YOU"
SARA> "YOU TOO BOB, SO WHERE YOU COME FROM"
BOB> "THE HAIRY CUP"
SARA> WHERE???
SARA> OH I GET IT
Verb
To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter
amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up
Hairy beef curtains . A British donner kebab with slaw . Pissflaps with hair as long as your arm with the possibility of tagnuts.
Dirty dirty pissflaps
Hairy pissflaps are Pissflaps with hair. Usually unusually long
Oi Dave Look at those fucking dirty pissflaps on that fat old slags minge. That is one hairy clunge
I bet you'd love a bit of that in yer gob.
You can flas yer teeth with that shit