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hairy walrus

Is a hairy vagina

dammmmmmnnn she got a hairy walrus

by potatototo123 April 6, 2017


hairy heinrich

When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.

Max: Oh man I have myself the best hairy heinrich

Aiden: Really?
Max: Yea my dick hole is huge now!

by ZebraP May 22, 2017


Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.

"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"

by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 6, 2018


hairy woog

being cool, but in a crazy way

Man that dude is one hairy woog

he's getting kind of hairy woog on us

by macleod1107 November 2, 2018


HAIRY CUP

VIRGINA

SARA> " HI IM SARA"
BOB> "HI SARA IM BOB NICE TO MEET YOU"
SARA> "YOU TOO BOB, SO WHERE YOU COME FROM"
BOB> "THE HAIRY CUP"
SARA> WHERE???
SARA> OH I GET IT

by PRETTYH8MACHINE September 19, 2009


hairy crumpler

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

by fatal hoot June 2, 2013


hairy pissflap

Hairy beef curtains . A British donner kebab with slaw . Pissflaps with hair as long as your arm with the possibility of tagnuts.
Dirty dirty pissflaps

Hairy pissflaps are Pissflaps with hair. Usually unusually long
Oi Dave Look at those fucking dirty pissflaps on that fat old slags minge. That is one hairy clunge

I bet you'd love a bit of that in yer gob.

You can flas yer teeth with that shit

by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront April 9, 2020