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The future of music is all shit.Kids today are all either goth/metal or emo.That's what they are all into.And they are going to be making the music of the future? Somebody needs to beat the emo out of these goth kids.
Heavy metal is so emo.
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an overrated type of music whos fans think that the technicality of the music is all that matters and automatically makes the music better than some less technical music
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these metalheads also badmouth power chords but don't realise that metal wouldn't even exist if it weren't for power chords
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metalhead: "Nirvana and Green Day and Offspring suck because they only use power chords and anybody can do that"
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me: "Yeah erm , you do realise that the first metal band Black Sabbath was all power chords , right?
I suppose then that Korn and Slipknot are better than Black Sabbath then,huh? And I suppose a retarded monkey on crack could have written Zep's A Whole Lotta Love too, right?"
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punk walks away...
heavy metal fans are sometimes funny with how pigheaded they can be
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It's anti-music.
It's for people who think that the "only" instruments that matter are guitar and maybe drums.Metal singers are the worst singers to ever get behind a mic.They are like turd-like golems,pieces of poop which magically sprang to life and crawled out of the toilet.
There's so much more to music you stupid,little ass-fucks!
Fuckin Zeppelin had piano and banjos and mandolins and acoustic guitars and keyboards and fuckin harmonicas and a pretty decent singer and they sang about pretty good things usually.
But no,not heaby mettle.Todays heaby mettle shit has guitars and drums and some possed motherfucker who's constipated and grunting demonically trying to force a Satanic turd rocketing out his hairy goat-hole!
^That ain't music,bitches!!!!
What kind of retarded motherfucker do you have to be to want to listen to that shit?
Zeppelin was Rock&Roll,electrified blues,folk,flamenco,country and all sorts of good music.They didn't make that by saying "duh we should ONLY have guitar and ONLY grunt and fart and sing about humping goats"....
Figure it out you fuggin Mtv-watching, shmegma-suckin,turd-munching,headbanger's ball watching fucktards!!!!!!!
ROCK and motherfuckin ROLL you ignorant anal-cunts!!!!!!
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When a males penis is at its maximum erection.
Often so erect that it causes slight pain,
and could cause the owner to walk awkwardly
Person 1:Dude why are you walking like that?
Person 2:Because I got heavy dick right now that's why.
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totally awesome in a fantastic way.
That new car is heavy weapons.
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the most fast paced, adreniline exploding, agressive form of rock (or any other music) theres ever been. SLAYER holds the title for greatest gevay metal band ever and always will ecause SLAYER KICKS ASS
tommy twonuts: dude got any heavy metal...
Bil: I got slayer
Tommy:ROCK ON!!!!!!!
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Often sounds like "hevy doe".
Something black kids say.
Actually might mean "I'm ignorant".
All the white kids and Asian kids
are studying in math class for a test.
The only black kid yells "heavy door"
from the back of the room, breaking
everyone's concentration.
Black girls say this to fill gaps in conversation.
"So wat is you doin tonight Latashandria?"
-"Oh, gurl, you kno, just gonna go chill with Rakeil"
"Gurllll is dat your new boo you was tellin me about?!"
-"Yea, you kno, you kno"
"Anywayz"
-"Yea, anywayz ...."
"heavy door"
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