Ass Hello

Greeting someone ass first by pressing the fleshy area of the buttocks against the greetee's body. Used as an alternative to the more common handshake.

I was so excited to see Michael I gave him a big ass hello

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hawaiian hello

Getting your shit stolen by a local, usually on Oahu. Kit-kat bars on the front seat usually draw the most attention.

Hey officer, dude just broke into my car... All he took was my candy bar.

Ahh, he just givin' de hawaiian hello.

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Hello Dance

The Hello Dance begins when someone calls your phone and either you or the caller says "hello?" awkwardly. Since there's not much to say after an awkward hello, you/the person on the other end of the phone repeat "hello?" as though it's hard to tell whether someone is speaking or not.

*RANDOM NUMBER*
DIALING......

*PERSON PICKS UP*
You: Um hello?
Person: Yeah hello?
(Awkward pause, marking the start of the Hello Dance)
You: ....HEllo?
Person: Uhhh hello?
You: Yooo hello?
Person: Err hello?
(Awkward pause)
You: Yeaaaah uh this is -
*Person hangs up*

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hello-sexual

To become turned on when someone says hello to you.

Interviewer: "How do youy define yourself, sexually?"
Me: "hello-sexual"

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Hello John

A phrase often randomly called out during silent sessions, such as within a class or a library.
Also used to respond to anyone who calls to you.
Heck, its just a bloody random phrase, use it anywhere, anytime.

1.In a library:"Why, hello John!"

2.Person 1: "Excuse me, sir?"
Person 2: "Hello John."

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Spanish Hello

When two people wave to each other and say "Café" in a friendly manner.

Ethan: Café!
Kenton: Café!
Shawn: Did those two guys just yell 'café' to each other?
Sonny: I think that's called the Spanish Hello.
Shawn: Why would they do that?
Sonny: I don't know, man.

hello bae

hello bae means: hello “before anyone else”

hello bae how you doing?