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Noun, indicating a situation in which a person is actively engaged in schoolwork whilst receiving a blowjob from another person more interested in physical gratification than scholarly pursuits. It is a psychologically similar phenomenon to road head.
"Oh, yeah, my professor loved my reading response, even though I wrote it during homework head."
"Listen, I know you have a lot of work to do... but how about some homework head?"
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An inconspicuous manner of telling another that you are leaving to go masturbate.
Hey man, sorry I couldn't go to the strip club with you. I was doing homework.
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What people who go to chinese school get.
Bob: ARG!! I have sooo much chinese homework!
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Homework Recovery; trying to regain time management skills and homework knowledge. Is caused due to long periods of procrastination, seasonal breaks (i.e. Winter/Summer break), and a subject with a significantly decreased amount of homework for a period of time (i.e. reading a novel then switching back to a textbook).
Homework Recovery is incredibly hard to reach and can take up to months. Can also resort in severe lack of knowledge which often leads to failing quizzes/tests. Projects as well suffer from Homework Recovery.
You get your project done?
Oh shit, that's due tomorrow, isn't it?
Yeah. Haven't you hit Homework Recovery yet? It's February.
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Oh man, I'm failing Algebra.
Tell me about it, I bombed 4 tests.
Ugh. I really need to hit Homework Recovery soon.
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Someone that will do someone else's homework for food or money.
Dang! She is such a homework-whore! she did all my math homework for just a twinkie!
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the thing that you say or text to your crush when you have no idea how to start a conversation otherwise because you are shy and socially awkward. You really don't actually care what the homework is, you just have no idea how to confront this person otherwise because they don't know that you exist and it would be weird to just start a conversation with a stranger, out of the blue, by just saying hi. This question is usually used towards people named William. Anyone names William should be hot. Or actually Zachary too, but I'll go into more depth about people's name definitions in other definitions so stay tuned and follow me at Instagram adrianabrule
girl: Hey Will what's the homework?
William: There's that algebra paper
girl: oh, I'm struggling with that, can you help me
William: it's kind of hard to tutor over text
girl: that's ok we can just twerk at the library
William: oooh twerking sounds fun
girl: I meant work, but whatever you want
William: do you want to come to my house instead? We can do our work, then have some fun under the covers. my parents aren't home ;)
girl: whatever you say, babe
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a sneaky way of getting out of the house for a some wacky tabacky.
i gotta go do some math homework
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