The bowl of chronic that day job weed smokers enjoy in the middle of the week to get from Monday to Friday.
It's hump day? I need to smoke a hump bowl.
As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.
I can't believe how Donald puts everyone down. Trump is king of Humping the Duck.
To show dominance through the internet.
Kid on video game server: "Anybody else got a mic?"
Obnoxious guy: "Haha look at this little fag, go back to finger-painting!"
Cool Guy: "Shut up, stop E-Humping that kid!"
Everybody in the entire universe except for obnoxious guy: "HAHAHAHA YEAH OBNOXIOUS GUY, MORE LIKE OBNOXIOUS GAY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
A really fast humping motion or it could go really slow
Oh it was so fast and bumpy I thought I was going over a speed hump
Same as a one night stand...but cooler
I had a speed hump with this hot girl last night
When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
When you hump a fuzzy stuffed animal or a fuzzy pillow or a fuzzy blanket, etc.
I put a fuzzy hump on this girl yesterday. I laid a fuzzy pillow on her bum and started humping it, it felt good.