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im baked as beans

Being so stoned that you have no other way to describe but baked as beans

"yo im so high like im baked as beans."

by I'm baked as beans September 13, 2014


oy! im pissed

if you hear this im really sorry for you because that means enemy neon is going full gay mode and she will probably ace. if its overtime in your uprank game then your probably even more fucked because you will lose the game and delete it because you are hardstuck bronze for 1 year and cant get out because of neon #nerfneon

oy! im pi... (she got killed and you upranked)
oy! im pissed... ace (unlucky)

by timtiminsky October 21, 2022


Im on a phone dumbass

1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.

1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.

by SpeedoThreeSixty November 16, 2020


im so cool

bitch im so fucking cool

-hi im so cool
-im so cool to fuk u
-h

by FIR3_BREAK3R November 29, 2021


im issy ou

when youre caught in the cage of love (spoken with a barry white or whitesnake voice) and do the thing where you do the signal sending thing doing. where you do the doing. like. do the do.

im issy ou.

i iss u.

ay ay oo

by Krkič July 23, 2021


im bored in class

ok then ima tell you the story of hallownest. a long long time ago in a world of bugs, a enormous creature called a wyrm died. but this death was more like a transformation, cause from inside the wyrm, a bug emerged. he had the ability to grant minds to the savage bugs, making them conscious like us. they treated the wyrm like a god, many would call him the pale king. however as the pale kings kingdom known as hallownest expanded, they found that they weren't the only sentient bugs. to the east, they found a lush green area rules by a being known as unn. unn had created its own kingdom, but has grown weaker over time, and the pale king took his kingdom with ease, and made it part of a path to the heart of his kingdom, called greenpath. just below greenpath was the fungal wastes, inhabited by the mushrooms and mantises. the mushrooms had a shared mind, and accepted the pale king, deeming his abilities(such a foresight) a shield from the dangers of the future. the mantises weren't as receptive to pale king, but struck a deal with hallownest. in exchange for their independence, the amntises would keep the beasts of deepnest just west of them at bay. to the north of hallownest was a tribe of moths who worshipped a being known as the radiance. the moths would bask in the radiances light, but when the pale king came along, they decided to bask in the pale kings light instead, completely forgeting about the radiance and leaving her to die. to be continued...

ill be back probs when im bored in class

by Xan1235 October 20, 2021

14👍 2👎


im in my bag

state of being in your zone and in yourself

Ayee Im in my bag tonight ... nobody can’t tell me nothing!

by Nanonymous October 30, 2017

27👍 8👎