Doc: turns out ye boi Jay Jizzles has cancer
Friend: that’s terrible!
6th grader out of NO where: that’s a Bruh Moment
When the brad’s of the world try and boost your confidence
“Don't kill yourself, you’re so sexy” is a brad moment.
1) The opposite of a Bruh Moment. Used to describe times when a man exemplifies the virtues of confidence, extreme charisma, and power.
2) An ironic term to describe a man who is completely fucking up but isn't even aware of it.
1) Theodore Roosevelt finishing a speech after getting shot in the chest was the biggest King Moment in US history
2) Jeff wore a cape to work and tripped on it. King Moment.
When someone makes a joke that is intended to be funny but literally no one laughs.
Palmer: *insert bad joke*
Everyone else: *complete and utter silence* 😐
Person 1: “Palmer moment”
Everyone else: *laughs historically”
1: you may or may not be blond headed, but u have a moment when you forget something very obvious or ask a stupid question. you can have one either on purpose or by accident. dont mistake it with stupid .
{ a accidental blond moment)
Bob: Where is my pencil?
Tim: In your hand dumbass!
When a usually dumb person has a bright moment.
~Named after the usually stupid Isha B.
Caleb: “9+10=19, not 21...”
Joey: “Oh my God, dude, you totally just had an Isha moment!”
when management tries to create camaraderie amongst employees through a group activity, usually involving food and or drink.
I would really like to skip out on that lunch meeting, but I know the boss is looking forward to that kumbaya moment. I really hope we don't have to sing.