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When you cum inside a girl's ass and take a burnt cigarette to warm up the cum. Remember, gotta keep it nice and toasty and a bit ashy. Then, you have the girl fart it into your mouth.
Chad: Bro, you'll never believe it, my girl made me a Jewish Oven Pie!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!
When you fart directly in someone's mouth trying to cure them of hypothermia!
Megan was laying in bed freezing to death, so Lonnie used the technique called The Delaware Dutch Oven to revive her from the inside out.
When you shart a dingle berry under the covers in bed and it dries before you wake up.
I made a crusty Dutch oven last night
A trucker oven special is where you have uncontrollable wet shit farts, from eating at the Iron Skillet truck stop. You roll up all windows an blast the heat, in attempt to dry up the wet shit running down your back n legs.
Mike: Hey Alex! Do you know what a trucker oven special is??
Alex: No what's that??
Mike: I jus had wet shit farts from the Iron Skillet truck stop, so I rolled up my windows and cranked the heat to dry it up!
Alex: Sick fuck, that's like no bake shard cookies!!
When a female has her hand in her crotch.
"That girl is walking around with her hand down her pants. She's got fish sticks in the oven."
When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.
Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.