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The Tak theory is quite simple. The human is unaware that he is adored by everyone. When he leaves a room everyone speaks of how amazing he is, although he has no idea of his popularity and fan following.
Similar to Handa-kun.
"OMG! I LOVE HIM "
Well that's the Tak theory for ya
Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.
Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory
Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
The theory that everything you say is a lie
I think he has Jordan theory.
“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”
a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself
“whats newtons law when you have the Bately theory”
A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.