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it means that you are small, you dont measure in feats?
dude, its only inches?!!!??!?!?
"Inch" is the abbreviation of interesting
Interesting -> inchesting -> inch
"Did you know that eating fried chicken with a fork in Kentucky is illegal!?
"Inch."
The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.
So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Her: How big is it?
Him: Oh about 5 inches.
Her: Really?!
Him: Yes, why?
Her: ...
Commenly refereed to as an hour of sleep from people in the financial industry; or the length of your appendage
“Severe lack of inches last night lads”
“An abundance of inches had over the weekend”
Huge to some people, tiny to others.
Some people say if you give them an inch they take a mile. Lucky for some of us we're Irish, so they won't be taking too much or getting too far.
"I'm Never Coming Home" - when you are in such a bad situation where you realize this may be your last day on earth.
When schools reopen and school shootings resume, that's my INCH day.
The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculating, stopping, and then returning at the end of the day. This creates a more plentiful ejaculate.
Bro: Dude, did you hear about inching?
Dude: Bro, every time I try.. I can't stop.