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Commonly used when someone bags you and you can't think of anything to come back with!
Joe: G'day Bob, hows it hangin'?
Bob: Ya mum's hangin?
Joe: Ya Fat!
Bob: Ya Mum's Fat!
Joe: What did I do to do?
Bob: Ya Mum did something to you!
"Joe has logged out."
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A phrase that is useful to include in insults when learning another language, so then you can insult people's mothers and they don't even know it.
puedo tenor sexo con tu mama en tu cama?
which is spanish for can i have sex with ya mum in your bed?
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A lame, but funny joke. Note that it's not an insult.
"Ya mum"
"Ya mum's mum"
"You suck"
"Ya mum sucks"
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A favourite insult among chavs it is their answer to everything and they think they are really hard when they say it and that it makes such a big impact on people
Person: oi chav!
chav: ya mam!
person: yea....what about her?
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An all-purpose, politically correct, entertainingly spoken phrase to express legitimate (or sarcastic) joy towards another person's circumstance.
Origin: coined by a two-year-old named Emily, in her best effort to say "Happy Birthday."
Joe: "Hey Bob! I got that promotion you hoping for!"
Bob: "Happy to ya, Joe."
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