Let’s slow down!!!

Let’s slow down!!! — an enthusiastic ejaculation used when there is so much shade one could cast that you want to foreground each individual insult so that it can be can be both heard and appreciated.

Well, well, well MISS THANG what do we have here? Let’s slow down!!!…and let the critique begin!!!!

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Low Slow and Easy

The saying used when ditching an airplane on a surface that isn't a runway

Man, ProductForce65 had to take er really low slow and easy at Salt Lake last weekend. Butter landing though!

Low, Slow, and Easy

Slang for ditching an airplane in a body of water, a la Sully Sullenberger.

"If I'm impacting the ground in an airplane, that's not a runway, I think Low, Slow, and Easy should definitely be a saying."

low, slow & easy

A saying used when preparing for an emergency landing regarding impact with the ground or a water body.

PILOT: "We're gonna pull a Sully Sullenberger west of the Mississippi, we're going down in the Salt Lake."
COMPASSIONATE PILOT: "Just remember: low, slow & easy."

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Slow Motion Riot

1. The kind of slow, loud sex that penetrates right to the core, the results of which are felt for days.

2. Also, a crime thriller by Peter Blauner.

I want to lay you down and give you the slow motion riot. Set fire to those thighs, Loot that poon, and raise my flag.

I would like to read Peter Blauner's book, Slow Motion Riot.

Slow internet connection

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".

Hi...
Slow internet connection intensifies

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Slow your Scroll

A statement said to someone who navigates the internet to fast.

Dude check out Sarah's Facebook page. (As he skips four pictures of Sarah's bangin friends) WOAH WOAH! SLOW YOUR SCROLL MAN!!

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