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Wizard Jam is high cholesterol blood that is so thick it can be spread on toast or bread. It derives it's name from the wizarding community where it became popular amongst new wizards.
Yo dawg, pass us up that there Wizard Jam, my toast is tasteless.
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Jam butties- a jam sandwich which people in barnton love.
'oooh put the kettle on love, and make some jam butties'
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When your trying to set the mood with a foxy lady and a u2 song comes on and ruins the mood
Guy1: you know that girl I left the bar with last night
Guy2:Ya she was hot
Guy1:Well I was trying to set a mood with some marvin gaye but then I totaly got bono jammed with the song vertigo and she left
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yo u try that goblet of jam i gave you?
ya it was excellent, better than last weeks shit.
good i had to go through a lot to get it.
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A natural condiment produced and controlled by the pituitary gland monthly.
Often located in the crotch gusset of a woman’s worn bloomers, this congealed delicacy can be easily mistaken for an edible breakfast spread
Mick: What’s this stuff I found in your knickers?
Susan: Michael!! Stop licking that! It’s my knicker jam!!!
When you text multiple people who all end up texting back, making it hard to reply to messages as you keep getting interrupted by incoming texts.
I texted an invite to Josh, Lee, Brian, and a bunch of girls to this party, and when Josh asked me details I kept getting text jammed. It took me like twice as long to reply.
Euphemism for vagina.
Also a less aggressive alternative to cum dumpster.
We've been making out for weeks but she still won't give me access to the jam cabinet.