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When a man puts his ball sack on a womens eyes and she blinks, this feels good on the penis.
Charlie Sheen mentioned "Japanese rain goggles" in a two and a half men episode.
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Entirely fictitious rectal complaint now sweeping the playgrounds of the UK's Primary Schools.
Will be known as Japanese Butt Disease in the USA.
Tulisa has Japanese Bum Disease
Simon Cowell has JBD
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Having runny shits mean that I have spent most of the day saluting the Japanese Flag
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The rapid hand movement, and squinting eyes associated with the final moments of Taking matters into your own hands
My morning glory was taken care of by a Japanese helicopter pilot making a quick fly-by.
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A hold that will trump even a full nelson, that requires the victims nose to be squeezed between someones buttcheeks. The hardest part of the hold is figuring out how to get the persons nose in striking distance, which often requires some trickery, but once the cheeks are clenched, you will find the owner of the nose at your will and unable to break free.
John: "Why were you at that party for so long last night?"
Dave: "Someone put me in a Japanese Mouse Trap and wouldn't let me free"
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A phrase that means nothing whatsoever and can be interpritated however you want !
Adam: OMG my girlfriend let me give her japanese rain goggles last night
Jim: I was thinking of getting my little bro that
Adam: you were going to put your balls on your brothers face
Jim: What no ! I was going to get him Small goggles that keep rain out of his face
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A man of Japanese descent working for a multi-million dollar coporation who wears a standard black tie, shirt, pants, and shoes. Said Japanese Business man requires constant touching of his penis to fulfill his sexual desires. Said touching may come in the form of cocknibbling, shaftlicking, or ballsucking by an underage person(s).
Japanese Business Man: I am Japanese
Business Man. Suck-a my dick-u!
Wade Steffey: I hope that Japanese Business Man enjoyed the huge nut that I helped him spray on my face.
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