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Lonely Jazz Day

Every year during February 9th is a day where you listen to jazz and think about how lonely you are. If you’re in a relationship, you reminisce upon the days where you were lonely.

Person 1: Did you remember it’s lonely jazz day?

Person 2: Shut up I’m sad and listening to Cookin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet

by Hylo_ February 09, 2021


Guatemalan Jazz Vest

N: A sexual act practiced outdoors in northern New England and the Canadian maritimes in which the female partner, while pegging the male from behind, pins his elbows together behind his back and forces his upper body and face into the snow with all her weight

My nipples have been so tender ever since Madge put me in a Guatemalan Jazz Vest during the sleet storm.

by lefthindtt December 15, 2009


Ya like Jazz?

Ya like Jazz? (Do you like jazz?)

Yo sage ya like Jazz?

by Datboiplayzz October 05, 2019


Ya´ like jazz?

Ya' like jazz?

Ya´ like jazz?

by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019


jazz hole

1) originally from the simpsons.

2) can also be used to vaguely describe some horrible hit to the body

Oh! Right in the Jazz Hole!

by cman January 22, 2005


jazz kid/s

Kids whose parents brought them up listening nothing but jazz. They have to wear hand me downs especially faded blue jeans that incidentally look alright. They have been completely exposed to the whole jazz music culture thing since they were born and idolise the jazz legends. They stay up all night experimenting on their piano and attempt writing songs whilst drinking coffee to stay awake. Usually sorta poor and brought up on cheap snack foods like the biscuit kid. They hang out with their parents, uncles, aunts and that generation more than their peers. If the adults are drinking around them, the jazz kid will too, no big deal.

"Benny here today?"
"Nah prolly at home hungover at the piano"
"Yeah such a little jazz kid"
"Gotta love 'im"

by mickey November 23, 2004


jazz hands routine

the jazz hands routine is when you use your computer or smartphone to look up information online, this pisses baby boomers of as they had to spend hours on end looking through manuals and books to find the information they needed.

-i cant find the schematics for this circuit.
-just do the jazz hands routine

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020