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Every year during February 9th is a day where you listen to jazz and think about how lonely you are. If you’re in a relationship, you reminisce upon the days where you were lonely.
Person 1: Did you remember it’s lonely jazz day?
Person 2: Shut up I’m sad and listening to Cookin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet
N: A sexual act practiced outdoors in northern New England and the Canadian maritimes in which the female partner, while pegging the male from behind, pins his elbows together behind his back and forces his upper body and face into the snow with all her weight
My nipples have been so tender ever since Madge put me in a Guatemalan Jazz Vest during the sleet storm.
1) originally from the simpsons.
2) can also be used to vaguely describe some horrible hit to the body
Kids whose parents brought them up listening nothing but jazz. They have to wear hand me downs especially faded blue jeans that incidentally look alright. They have been completely exposed to the whole jazz music culture thing since they were born and idolise the jazz legends. They stay up all night experimenting on their piano and attempt writing songs whilst drinking coffee to stay awake. Usually sorta poor and brought up on cheap snack foods like the biscuit kid. They hang out with their parents, uncles, aunts and that generation more than their peers. If the adults are drinking around them, the jazz kid will too, no big deal.
"Benny here today?"
"Nah prolly at home hungover at the piano"
"Yeah such a little jazz kid"
"Gotta love 'im"
the jazz hands routine is when you use your computer or smartphone to look up information online, this pisses baby boomers of as they had to spend hours on end looking through manuals and books to find the information they needed.
-i cant find the schematics for this circuit.
-just do the jazz hands routine