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An eskimo that traveled to the United States to become a famous actress and is now marginally successful.
Do you know Jennifer Love Hewitt? That inuit can act!
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Jennifer Aniston (born February 11, 1969) is an Emmy and Golden Globe Award-winning American film and television actress, best known for her role as Rachel Green in the popular television sitcom Friends. Since Friends she has starred in several successful Hollywood films, including Bruce Almighty, Along Came Polly and The Break-Up.
For the last three years a victim of lunatic Holy Jolie fans from a gossip blog.
Beautiful, talented and smart, she causes Brangaloonies to convulse.
At the mention of Jennifer Anistons name, the Brangaloon stuck her thumb in her mouth, dropped to the floor and started screaming.
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Jennifer Lopez is a latino woman from New York (Bronx). She’s an actress, singer dancer, performer, producer and businesswoman. An icon, idol, inspiration for everyone, beautiful inside and outside who has accomplished things that your mind can’t even imagine. One of the most influential celebrities on the planet and one of the most followed people on instagram. She’s a legend!
-Omg did you see the new movie of Jennifer Lopez?
-Yes i did and she was amazing!!!
-Well of course she was... what else would she be?
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Jenny te amo eres la persona mas perfecta que ha pasado por mi vida y im sooooo lucky to have you in my life. That one part of me that's always been missing y no te cambiaria por nada ni nadie. Espero que sepas que eres el amor de mi vida y siempre lo seras y te lo juro por mi vida cuando te digo que nunca te voy a parar de amar. Nuestro futuro va a ser perfecto pq somos la mejor pareja que ha pasado por el mundo y planeo gastar todo mi dinero y tiempo en ti pq es lo que te mereces y vamos a viajar el mundo y espero algun dia poder hacerte tan feliz como tu me haces. Te amo jenny.
Jennifer Marie McQueeny es el amor de mi vida (tambien tengo ganas de sexo so quitate los pantalones esos)
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Successful Boss-ass lady who don't need NO man except for Jamie Cate. Also thinks CRISPR-Cas9 is aight
Berkeley student 1: Yoooo, this girl in my molecular biology class is such a Jennifer Doudna!
Berkeley student 2: That's amaze dude. I aspire to be like her!
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Insert the your pointer finger in her vagina and your ring finger in her ass then pull them out and put the used fingers into her nostrils.
Jennifer could not distinguish the pungent odor when John gave her a Jennifer's Homanica.
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This day you have to be nice to Jennifer and the day is January 24. If you’re mean to Jennifer on this day ur gay, fatherless, and have no life
“Yo is that Jennifer?”
“Yes bro u can’t be mean to her today. it’s Be nice to Jennifer day”
“All right bro”