Dough Job

When a fat girl with a yeast infection receives oral pleasure from a man by riding his face

"Dude what's all over your face?" Asks Jim. Steve replies, "Aw man, Jamie's fat friend just gave me a dough job, it was gross!"

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greek job

A big nose piece of shit stealing shit. Usually of greek, albanian, turkish, or italian decent (greasy people).

Yo i turned around and stavros pulled a greek job on me, my fucking house was gone in a second.

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bitch job

An office job in a clean, air-conditioned environment with no manual labor involved. This job requires no life-or-death decisions, no sales, and mostly paper pushing. The job is mostly reserved for large government bureaucracies and some corporations, and is mostly performed by bitches.

She scored her self a bitch job. She be eatin cake and shit while her man be sweatin at a construction site.

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armpit job

when you stimulate someone's armpit for sexual pleasure using your tongue
* make sure they use deodorant and trim the hair

marc loves giving and receiving armpit jobs on saturday nights

if you give someone an armpit job without their consent it's considered sexual harassment/bullying

i love armpit jobs they're so hott

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Job Pimp

"Temp" agencies like Manpower and Adecco who make shit jobs even shittier by taking its' 25% cut from the worker.

The job pimp prostitutes you as punishment for not finishing school

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Bro Job

Like a Blow Job but it isn't gay because its called a bro job ;)

Guy 1: "Heard Tony gave Kyle a bro job in the bathroom last week"

Guy 2: "that's gay"

Guy 1: "No it's not, cuz he said bro"

Guy 2: *dies*

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the nut job

Oral sex concentrating on the balls rather than the penis.

I watched "The Nut Job" at the cinema while getting "the nut job" from my girlfriend.

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