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Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.
Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.
Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.
Alison Jones, the most interesting girl on the planet. Very quiet, mature, socially awkward, sweet, kind, intelligent, beautiful, honest, fun, loving girl you will ever meet. She is very awkward and stand offish when you first meet her but that's only because her trust has been broken before. Shes been through more then one could imagine but instead of becoming a cold, dead hearted monster she helps everyone she can and is always there for everyone who asks. Alison will always be the one girl I'll always keep in my heart.
"Wow, Alison Jones is so nice!" Said 1
"I know, but I've heard shes been through a lot" spoke 2
"Maybe that's why shes so nice? Because shes been through the worst and wants no one else to feel the same? Said 1
A little b word who I scared to talk to women who like him. He hates black people and mostly black women. He lost the love of his life Alaina to another man driving a Altima. Also his cool black friend drives a Altima.
Micah Jones is a female dog who can’t talk to women and Luke is a female dog too.
A lit gal. Fun at parties and loves to eat ranch.
"Vivian Jones just downed that whole ranch bottle, should we be concerned?"
Some say he is a simp, some say he is weak, but this man is a good man. A good reliable friend. Justice plays basketball and is really good this man won't ever hurt a girl and is a good looking man. If you meet a Justice Jones befriend this man.
It's Justice Jones My Homie.
Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.
me: that girl is all over EVERY boy that looks her way
Friend: Yeah she’s totally a Jordan Jones
Looks like a bull dawg that often barks; major underbite. Usually starts to bald at 18.
Omg! Is that your pet bull dawg? Wait never mind... it’s aidan jones.