I Don't Know

The third baseman on Abbot & Costello's baseball team in St. Louis.

Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say's playing third?
Abbot: No, Who's playing first.
Costello: Stay off of first, will ya? What's the guy's name on third base.
Abbot: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you "who's on second?"
Abbot: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know
Both in unison: THIRD BASE!!!!!!!!!

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You know, the thing

The thing, you know, it's the thing, the thing that Sleepy Joe Biden clearly doesn't know.

Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!

America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!

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i dont know

What people say when they don't know something. The last thing someone will tell you after giving you previous wrong answers.

Me: hey what time is it? Person: its 12:00. Me: Really? Person: I dont know...

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last to know (ltk)

Phrase: When you or someone else finds some sort of information, usually a cultural or pop culture reference/event, and proceeds to share it with everyone else. Except that pretty much everyone one else in the world already knows. This can be any form of news, media, observation, or anything on the internet. Usually found on social networking websites.

Expressed in short form as "LTK". Can be used in text messages or chat.

"Hey everybody! Check out this cool video: It's peanut butter jelly time!"

"The new Ipad just got released!"

"Hey, it's sunny outside!"

"Hey, check out this awesome band: The Killers!"; "Hey, did you see that video of the drugged kid after the dentist?!?"

REPLY: LTK!!! last to know!!! last to know (ltk)

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I don't know

Phrase from the early 80s Nickelodeon television show You Can't Do That On Television that, when said, would cause buckets of green slime to fall on that person

- "Hey, where'd Moose go?"
- "I don't know."

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I know boats

a know all, after a tv ad for a range of clothing.

guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'

the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.

person 1 'are you sure you know how to wire up that house'

person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'

person 1 'i know boats'

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I know right!

A phrase most teenies/preps/popular bitches use in expression of ''I can't believe it either''

''OMG can you believe Jessica?''

''I know right! What a slut!''

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